remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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