do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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