ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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