Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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