It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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