He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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