Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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