its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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