Grow some girl-balls and come out already
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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