i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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