So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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