____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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