in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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