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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He shit in the fireplace
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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