You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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