I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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