woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Randomize
