no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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