: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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