how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Come on in and take your pants off
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