Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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