Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The power of my boobs compel you
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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