literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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