this boner is exhausting
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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