I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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