It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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