i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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