Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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