I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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