that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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