Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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