He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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