problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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