well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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