love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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