omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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