I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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