The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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