I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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