ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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