how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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