its not stalking. its research.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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