no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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