You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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