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(480): View more from Arizona

hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?

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(480): View more from Arizona

I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in

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(818): View more from California

I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg

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(650): View more from California

Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?

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(813): View more from Florida

The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.

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(303): View more from Colorado

i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"

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(616): View more from Michigan

I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.

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