umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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