Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
