I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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