She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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