a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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