Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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