i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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