I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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