I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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